Ready Movie Dialogues (Complete List)

Ready Movie Dialogue Lyrics Ft. Salman Khan

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Ready Movie Famous Dialogues: Ready (2011) is a Bollywood Musical Romantic Comedy Movie Starring Salman Khan and Asin on lead role. It is directed by Anees Bazmee.

Ready Hindi film is the remake of the 2008 Telugu film with the same name starring Ram and Genelia. Below are the complete list of all best hit dialogue collection of Ready movie by Salman Khan and other stars.

Salman Khan’s Hit Dialogue In Ready Hindi Film

Zindagi Mein Teen Cheez Kabhi Underestimate Nahi karna … I, Me And Myself.
Main Modern Zamane Ka Kutta Hoon … Wooow Wooow Wooow.
Agar Aap Chuhe Hai To Ye Billi Hai … Agar Aap Billi Hai To Ye Kutte Hai … Agar Aap Kutte Hai To Ye Tendua Hai … Agar Aap Tendua Hai To Ye Sher Hai … Agar Aap Sher Hai To Ye Haathi Hai … Agar Haathi Hai To Ye Dinasaur Hai Dinasaur.
Ek Baar Kaam Karna Shuru Kardoon … No Income, No Tax … (Kya) No Income Tax.
Jab Tak Love Story Mein Baadhayein Na Ho … Woh Love Story, Love Story Nahi.

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Boyfriend Girlfriend Se Darta Hai, Girlfriend Cockroach Se Darti Hai, Cockroach Chuhe Se Darta Hai, Chuha Billi Se Darta Hai, Billi Kutte Se Darti Hai, Aur Kutta Aadmi Se Darta Hai … Aur Aadmi Aurat Se Darta Hai … Vaise Hi Jaise Villain Hero Se Darta Hai.
Is Honey Ke Liye Toh Main Moon Tak Jaane Ke Liye Tayyar Hoon.
Abhe Main Un Mein Se Hoon … Joh Machli Ko Doobo Ke Maar Sakta Hoon.
Yeh Toh Mafia Ke Baap Hai … Ek Nevla Toh Doosra Saanp Hai … Agar Dono Mil Jaaye Toh Killer Shark Hai … Lekin Dono Angootha Chaap Hai.
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Main Yahan Rishtey Jodne Aaya Hoon … Haddiyan Todne Nahi.
Bina Kuch Kiye Lene Ke Dene Padh Rahe Hai … Agar Kuch By Chance Kar Liye Toh Lene Aur Dene Dono Padh Jayenge.

Mujhe Toh Nihayati Khurrat Plus Kamini Honhaar Biwi Chahiye.

Agar Isko Laga Daala … Toh Life Jhingalala.

Pehle Samjhao Baat … Nahi Samajh Mein Aaya … Toh Do Kheench Ke Laat.

Some Other Famous Dialogue Lyrics Of Ready Film

Chaudry’s Plus Kapoor’s Equals To Chapoors..
Main Jaanta Hoon Pyar Andha Hota Hai … Lekin Shaadi Sabki Aankhen Khol Deti Hai..
Aap Logon Ko Upar Waale Ne Bheja Toh Bheja … Lekin Bheje Mein Bheja Hi Nahi Bheja -By Paresh Rawal
Abhe Saale Khud Ka Thopda Dekha Hai … National TV Pe Dikha De … Toh Poore Desh Ki Nazar Utar Jaaye -By Paresh Rawal