Dishoom Movie Dialogues (Complete List)

Dishoom Movie Poster John Abraham Varun Dhawan

Dishoom Movie Dialogue Lyrics (All Hit Dialogue)

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Dishoom Movie Famous Dialogue: Dishoom (2016) is an Indian action adventure Hindi film written and directed by Rohit Dhawan. John Abraham, Varun Dhawan, Jacqueline Fernandez are on the lead role of the movie along with Saqib Saleem Qureshi, Akshaye Khanna, Vijay Raaz on supporting role. Akshay Kumar has a guest appearance on the movie.

During the middle of a cricket tournament an Indan player is got Kidnapped and two officers Kabir Shergill (John Abraham) and Junaid Ansari (Varun Dhawan) investigate the case and the movie goes on. Below are the complete list of all the famous hit dialogue lyrics of the movie by the lead and supporting actors.

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John Abraham’s Hit Dialogue Lyrics In Dishoom

(Mat Piyo, It’s Kiling You) Bullet Nahin Maar Payi .. Yeh Cigarette Kya Cheez Hai…
(Varun: Tune Kitne Main Li?) Leni Chod Ab Saayad Deni Padegi..
Aur Is Case Ke Dauraan Jo Mein Laws Todne Wala Hoon. Uske Liye Advance Mein Maafi Chahta Hoon…
Apni Personality Ke Kiye Sorry Nahin Bolte.
(Maine To Bas Itna Kaha Tha Ki Lift Mein Cigarette Mat Piyo?) Maine Bhi To Kaha Tha Sidiya Le le..
Isiliye To Tumhare Paas Ata Hun.. Maut Ke Bich Thoda Thoda Jeene..
Yeh Akeli Hai Jisne Muje Aaj Tak Dhoka Nahin

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Varun Dhawan’s Famous Dialogue In Dishoom Hindi Film

Tu Munna Bhai Hoga Lekin Mein Circuit Nahin Hoon… Tu Batman Hoga Lekin Main Birdman Nahin Hoon.. Tu Hero Hoga Lekin Ab Main Bhi Hero Hoon…
Kamata Hun Dirham Main Lekin Kharachta Hun Rupai Mein.. Khata Hun Inki Lekin Sunta Hun Sirf Modi Ji Ki..
Sambhal Ke Guddu Akela Nahin Hai. (John: Bachha Hai?) Toh Gaud Mein Le le..
(Jacqueline: Tum Yanha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?) Saalon Se Spider Man Ka Ulta Kiss Practice Kar Raha Hun. Karle…?
Namaaz Ki Izzat Rakh Le.. Khuda Apni Rakh Lega..
Yeh Wassaypur Nahin Hai, Ki Kahin Bhi Goli Chalao..
Aaj Mujhe Aise Lag Raha Hai Jaise Newton Ko Gravity, Mogli Ko Kapde Aur PK Ko Spaceship Ka Remotewa Mil Gaya.

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Akshaye Khanna’s Best Dialogue Lyrics In Dishoom Bollywood Movie

Wagah Naam Hai Mera.. Kyun Ki Na Hoon Main Hindustan Ka, na Pakistan Ka. Bas Jo Player Game Badal Paaye Hai.. Peeche Padh Jaata Hoon Uski Jaan Ka.
Viraj Jab-bhi Tu Bowlers Ki Pant Utaarta Hai.. Nanga Hota Hun Mein..
Maine To Tujhe Sirf Haath Diya.. Tune To Gale Laga Diya..
Mere Dhande Main Sirf Ek Hi Chee Ki Keemat Hai.. Woh Hai Zubaan.

Thakna Jo Hai, Marne Se Behtar Hai…

Other Famous Best Dialogue Lyrics Of Dishoom Hindi Film

Yeh Arabiyon Ka Dongri Hai Beta.. Yahan Shaanpatti Bi Sirf Shaano Ko Jachti Hai. Policewalon Pe Nahin. – By Vijay Raaz
Their Father Must Be A Baker, Because They Have Perfect Buns.. – By Akshay Kumar
Jinka Churati Hoon Unki Shakal kabhi Nahin Bhoolti. – By Jacqueline Fernandez
Tumhari Nafrat Na Badi Sexy Hai. – By Jacqueline Fernandez
All Am Saying Is Alag Alag Tarike Se Marne Ki Kaushis Mat Karo.

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